Existential Crises
Welcome to Brix and Mortar, where the meaninglessness of existence is a retail therapy.
Are you tired of the crushing ennui of modern life? Do you find yourself questioning the inherent value of your existence? Do you want to buy some existential dread in the form of overpriced, artisanal anxiety?
Brix and Mortar's Existential Crises Department is here to help. Our shelves are stocked with the finest existential dread in the form of: